There is a day care center across the lot.....
Oh Noooo's ..... the kindergartners have gotten to the computers again :-)
Seriously, here's what you need to do:
Go to either the microwave or the refrigerator (whichever is closest), and open door of appliance
In a clear voice, speak into the appliance and say what a wonderful job the government minders NSA are doing.
Compliment them on their hard work.
Suggest they deserve a raise.
Thank them for keeping us safe.
It also probably wouldn't hurt to throw in some praise for the current Administration. Say some things like:
"This President is real good."
"Obamacare is a good thing."
"They take good care of us,
and we're real happy."
"Aren't we real happy?"- Ask your family members.
Have family gather round the appliance and say:
"Yes, we are real happy, and government is good for us,
real good for us."
(For further reference on this -Please refer to an episode of the old Twilight Zone series called "It's a Good Life". Just imagine the federal government playing the part of the tyrannical 6 yr. old with magical powers, who can banish to the cornfield, anyone who disagrees with him. )
When finished praising the NSA and government, close the door to the appliance and carry on with your day.
Remember to think only good thoughts about government, and smile.
You can repeat this ritual at least weekly, or more often if you feel you've committed a thought crime.