“I was at the Berlin Zoo today and thought I saw a beaver but was told it is a water pig. Thing was huge. I wanted to shoot half the animals in the zoo”
Have to explore that. You wanted to shoot them because: A) They would make a great BBQ, B) They were freakishly big, and just needed killin’, C) They gave you stink-eye and forgot you were the alpha-dog, or D) All the above.
There actually was a mid sized donkey that needed killing at the petting zoo. Place was a madhouse with so many kids. My wife said pet the little goat but I didn’t want to pet the goat. Then a boy let the donkey out of its gate and it charged the goat, bit it on the back and pinned it to the ground.
The goat was screaming, then a large woman clapped her hands and the donkey let go and went in circles kicking its back legs like crazy. We left that part of the zoo and then I didn’t trust any of them.