My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
* ‘OLD’ IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love’
And you answer: ‘Pick one, I can’t do both!’
* ‘OLD’ IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, And you’re barefoot!
* ‘OLD’ IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door!
* ‘OLD’ IS WHEN....
You don’t care where your spouse goes ... just as long as you don’t have to go along.
* ‘OLD’ IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
* ‘OLD’ IS WHEN...
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car... in the parking lot.
* ‘OLD’ IS WHEN...
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.