Too Funny
During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says,
“Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The lady starts taking off her clothes but is interrupted by the doctor.
“No! No! Don’t remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!”
A woman took a baby in to the doctor for an annual checkup, the doctor examined the baby and remarked he appeared healthy and in good shape, then he asked “is the baby breastfed?” The woman replied “yes”. The doctor’s attention turned to the woman with concern and he asked her to remove her blouse and bra. He examined her breasts squeezing, kneading, and massaging all areas, he replied “your breasts are dry, how could that baby be breast fed?” The woman replied “oh, I’m the baby’s grandmother, but I sure am glad I brought him in today!”