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Pawn store boss finds suspected thief stuck in shop’s chimney [w/video]
Metro [UK] ^
| Friday 26 Jul 2013
| Jimmy Nsubuga
Posted on 07/28/2013 12:51:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
Leave him there, and announce the opening of a new public outhouse.Or . . . leave him in there, go on with your business, and when there's a bad smell, call the exterminator or the health department. Feign surprise.
A while back there was an article about a store demolition and when they cracked open the chimney, there were bones from a guy who disappeared years before. Heckuva way to go.
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07/28/2013 10:21:07 AM PDT
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Oatka
(This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
To: Oatka; Blackirish
A while back there was an article about a store demolition and when they cracked open the chimney, there were bones from a guy who disappeared years before. Heckuva way to go.And how. Jokes aside, I'd never wish that fate on my worst enemy.
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07/28/2013 10:43:29 AM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Yea, but you have to give him credit. He won the hide and seek contest!
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07/28/2013 8:09:01 PM PDT
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Clay Moore
("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
To: Clay Moore
*chuckle* Pity he won’t make it to the awards ceremony.
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07/28/2013 8:36:05 PM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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