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The idle mind being the devil's workshop, I have occupied myself as I wind down my vacation with the Carlos Danger Name Generator:

Eliot Spitzer: Mario Smash

Michael Bloomberg: Guillermo Hazard

Bill Clinton: Carlos Smash

Eric Holder: Víctor Stealth

Janet Napolitano: Leandro Jeopardy

Chris Christie: José Smash

Al Sharpton: Alberto Threat

Jesse Jackson: Gilberto Catastrophe

Chris Matthews: Manolo Hazard

Michael Moore: Efraín Menace

Sean Penn: Sandro Hazard

Sandra Fluke: Efraín Furtive

Barney Frank: Federico Jeopardy

Ben Bernanke: Pascual Menace

Harry Reid: Esteban Clandestine

Nancy Pelosi: Guillermo Covert

Bill Maher: Pepe Clandestine

Joe Biden: Mario Kill

Hillary Clinton: Raphael Scourge

John McCain: Alberto Kill

1 posted on 07/28/2013 10:26:21 AM PDT by paterfamilias
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I forgot one:

Sydney Leathers (Weiner’s sexting partner): Víctor Adventure


2 posted on 07/28/2013 10:33:37 AM PDT by paterfamilias
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I did notice a couple of errors in your list.
Nancy Pelosi: Guillermo Covert should be Guillerma Covert

Janet Napolitano: Leandro Jeopardy technically should be Leandra Jeopardy. I think Leandro is probably correct

3 posted on 07/28/2013 10:50:19 AM PDT by Tupelo (The Government lies, then the media lies to cover up the government lies.)
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AW aka Dick Flasher


5 posted on 07/28/2013 11:14:45 AM PDT by Joe Bfstplk
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Carlos Danger

Scandal? Roger
Clod Arranges, Cradles Organ
Ardor Glances
Coarser Gland

7 posted on 07/28/2013 11:39:04 AM PDT by mikrofon (Anagrammars can turn genitals into taglines.)
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Wow. Good thing Slate is a bunch of liberals or they might get accused of racism for this.

Hey look! I got Ron Mexico!


8 posted on 07/28/2013 12:21:41 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Howdy to all you government agents spying on me.)
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Curious way his hand is held.....

Regards
Gilberto Kill

10 posted on 07/28/2013 12:35:52 PM PDT by llevrok (The American dream is but a catnap today.)
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Caros Dangler


11 posted on 07/28/2013 1:13:41 PM PDT by deadrock (I am someone else.)
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Mariano Badass
Should I change my name?


13 posted on 07/28/2013 1:45:15 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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Hillary Clinton: Ben Busy (avoiding Benghazi)

Hillary Clinton: Vince Froster

Hillary Clinton: Hillary Hubbell

Hillary Clinton: Bull Investor

Hillary Clinton: Rose Unlawful

Hillary Clinton: Blanche d'Eau

14 posted on 07/28/2013 2:17:12 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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Barach Obama=Maximiliano Menace


15 posted on 07/28/2013 3:30:41 PM PDT by Spunky
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Feliciano Calamity


16 posted on 07/28/2013 3:34:22 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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Feliciano Calamity


17 posted on 07/28/2013 3:34:57 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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