The greatest food in human history (McDonalds cheeseburger)

NY Post ^ | july 28, 2013 | KYLE SMITH

[HartleyMBaldwin]

My brothers and I used to call it “D*ck in the Box”, but not where either parent could hear.

[Paisan]

Used to be a White Castle where I lived in Massachusetts. There’s nothing like the burgers that they served. Thick, juicy char-boiled burger, fresh tomato slice and crisp onion. First bite, grab the napkin...

But, these places are a rarity today. And they probably don’t belong within the genre of “Fast Food”...

[Joe Boucher]

Then how come as I drive across America the place is filled with corn???

[UnwashedPeasant]

Good subsistence food for peasants who care nothing about mad cow disease and high fructose corn syrup. And they probably take EBT cards (food-stamp debit cards).

[narses]

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[MarkL]

While the "McDouble" is a buck, I recall when the Quarter Pounder was first released. Fifty nine cents! Sixty nine cents for the Quarter Pounder with cheese.

Mark

[elkfersupper]

If eggs and caffeine are bad, I will die an early death.

I know a guy who lived on eggs, rare beef, coffee, cigarettes and whiskey for 106 years.

He once had a wife that badgered him about those things, but he outlived her by 40 years. Rancher in North Dakota.

[antidisestablishment]

Everyone knows that Little Caeser’s is the best food value in all of history. :)

[elkfersupper]

While the "McDouble" is a buck, I recall when the Quarter Pounder was first released. Fifty nine cents! Sixty nine cents for the Quarter Pounder with cheese.

I remember when Der Weinerschnitzel came to town in 1968.

They had $.05 chili-cheese dogs.

I used to order 15 of them and eat them on my 15 minute lunch break in High School.

[MarkL]

I have to say, I’m partial to the Filet-o-Fish sanguich. I have been eating at McDonalds since the early 60’s and, I have visited their establishment in nearly every state of the union. No matter where you go, you know EXACTLY what to expect, and, they deliver.

Next Lent, I hope that Hardee's/Carl Jr has their GRILLED fish sandwich again. Best fish sandwich ever! A bit small, and a bit expensive, but it was really good, and NOT deep fried.

Mark

[EEGator]

Language warning (D*** in a Box)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

[chemicalman]

Three bucks and some change for 2 McDoubles and a large ice tea. Great for long road trips. Last all day.

[EEGator]

I hope it still works if you skip the smokes.

[KingLudd]

“How about the foods that kept us from dying off as a species?”

Pretty much just meat and fish.

[elkfersupper]

I hope it still works if you skip the smokes.

Nope. You might have to make a few sacrifices in that area.

[EEGator]

Okay.

[RobertClark]

Used to be a White Castle where I lived in Massachusetts. There’s nothing like the burgers that they served. Thick, juicy char-boiled burger, fresh tomato slice and crisp onion. First bite, grab the napkin...

But, these places are a rarity today. And they probably don’t belong within the genre of “Fast Food”...

It must have been a different White Castle than I have ever seen. WHite Castle cheeseburgers are steamed over a bed of onions and served with mustard and steamed onions. I don't think I've ever seen a tomato at a White Castle,and I know I've never seen crisp onions at once - they steam them all. We used to buy the 'suitcases' - 24 in a box.

[elkfersupper]

McDonald's has a hidden menu item. It is known as the "10:35".

It is a McMuffin / Quarter Pounder With Cheese hybrid that is only available about that time of the day because they are transitioning from breakfast to lunch.

They all know what it is and I highly recommend it.

[Jeff Chandler]

animals won’t eat it before you do.

You've never actually owned a dog, have you?