Used to love those old book titles and authors like
Hole in the mattress... By Mr Completely
Yellow River... By I P Daily
Lesser Man... By I B Short
Great Balls Afire... By Wun Hung Low
Get rich quick... By Robin Banks
published by ICUP Publishing??
How about;
The cat's revenge...By Claude Balls
The open Bathrobe... By Seymour Hair
The Run for the Outhouse...By Wille Makeit
Regards,
GtG