[Vince Ferrer]

Either that or they’re like Rodney Dangerfields doctor. “I told my doctor, “Hey Doc, every morning I wake up I look in the mirror and I get sick! “Whats the matter with me?’’. He said “I don’t know but your eyes sights perfect’’. “No respect I tell ya!’’.

"I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother." - Rodney Dangerfield

[jmacusa]

“I was a neglected child my parents never took me anywhere’’ I said “Dad, take me to the zoo!’’ He said, “Don’t worry, when they want you they’ll call.’’ He did take me to the zoo. They said “Hey thanks for bringing him back’’ No respect I tell ya’’!