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Frankenstein's Army
Chode | 8/2/2013 | Chode

Posted on 08/03/2013 11:23:53 AM PDT by Chode

Frankenstein's Army

OK, i'm watching undoubtedly one of the WORST yet most bizarre movies i have ever seen...

has anybody else ever seen it???

i'm gonna finish watching it only to see how bad it can possible get


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: badmovies
characters in the movie...

Wall Zombie #1

Razor Teeth

Crypt Monster

Ivan Zombie

Dragger

Eva

Locomotive Medic

Hammerhead

Machete

Dentist Medic


1 posted on 08/03/2013 11:23:53 AM PDT by Chode
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To: Chode

link to the movie but i don’t know how much longer it’s on http://www.justin.tv/profe176#/w/6370443104/5


2 posted on 08/03/2013 11:25:49 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

Eva...Laz woul hit it!


3 posted on 08/03/2013 11:29:59 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Chode

What channel?


4 posted on 08/03/2013 11:30:58 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker
click the link in post#2
5 posted on 08/03/2013 11:32:36 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

Thank you.


6 posted on 08/03/2013 11:35:52 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Chode

A better idea—take a look at CSPAN if any conservatives are on OR get together with some Freepers in your area. Switch off the gar-bage!


7 posted on 08/03/2013 11:37:07 AM PDT by GunsareOK
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To: Chode
http://www.frankensteinsarmy.com/
8 posted on 08/03/2013 11:40:24 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: Chode

i’m gonna finish watching it only to see how bad it can possible get


Like having a canker sore and knowing sticking your tongue against it will hurt...?


9 posted on 08/03/2013 11:41:06 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Chode

You’ve obviously never seen Doom Generation.


10 posted on 08/03/2013 11:46:02 AM PDT by bolobaby
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To: Chode
I watched the trailer for this on Amazon. The trailer was so bad I stopped it halfway through.


11 posted on 08/03/2013 11:46:42 AM PDT by atomic_dog
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
well, it didn't hurt, but it's an hour of my life i'll never get back... it was almost funny how bad it was
12 posted on 08/03/2013 11:49:30 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

It did rather well with the critics, though the audience not so much, on Rotten Tomatoes; and it has no listing on Box Office Mojo.


13 posted on 08/03/2013 11:49:42 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Be Brave! Fear is just the opposite of Nar!)
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To: bolobaby
oooh... Rose McGowan!!!


14 posted on 08/03/2013 11:52:52 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

You must not have seen Sharknado.


15 posted on 08/03/2013 11:57:01 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: Chode

When is it on???


16 posted on 08/03/2013 11:58:52 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: atomic_dog
yup, Dead Walkers looks worse cause it looks like takes itself seriously where Frank's Army is a joke through and through and was at least funny now and again
17 posted on 08/03/2013 11:59:19 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
funny how that works... many times critics say yes audience says no, critics say no audience says yes
18 posted on 08/03/2013 12:02:28 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: null and void
it was at the link in post#2 but just ended... don't know if or when it'll be back on

it's in "Select" theaters now, guess that means not very many

19 posted on 08/03/2013 12:04:53 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode; Shimmer1

20 posted on 08/03/2013 12:05:33 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: autumnraine
no but i see it's got it's own thread

Syfy’s Campy Classic ‘Sharknado’ Hits Theaters Nationwide For One-Night Only

21 posted on 08/03/2013 12:06:16 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

Just remember.

What your optical nerves are receiving today will be in your brain synapses forever.


22 posted on 08/03/2013 12:07:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Chode; Shimmer1
Take 2 on having the graphic post:


23 posted on 08/03/2013 12:18:11 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void
i remember that one...
24 posted on 08/03/2013 12:20:06 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

Just checked IMDB...expecting this to be another Uwe Boll calamity. Hey, it’s not!

Might download it from usenet just to keep the DSL line busy for a while... ~3 gigs in 720p I see ...~45 mins. Later deleting 3 gigs of crap...priceless!


25 posted on 08/03/2013 12:20:30 PM PDT by Moltke (Sapere aude!)
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To: BenLurkin
ain't that the truth...
26 posted on 08/03/2013 12:20:51 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Moltke
LOL...
27 posted on 08/03/2013 12:23:27 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode
Looks like a bit of a rip off of the "Creature Commandos" team, from DC Comics version of "Frankenstein, Agent of SHADE"


28 posted on 08/03/2013 12:27:51 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
too funny...
29 posted on 08/03/2013 12:31:39 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: bolobaby

Doom Generation was BAD.


30 posted on 08/03/2013 12:31:45 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
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To: Chode

Bizarre? Try Six String Samurai.


31 posted on 08/03/2013 12:32:18 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
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To: ctdonath2
it does look bizarre...
32 posted on 08/03/2013 12:40:42 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

Even worse than “Plan 9 from Outer Space” or “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues”?


33 posted on 08/03/2013 12:50:03 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Gaffer
prolly not...
34 posted on 08/03/2013 12:53:08 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

Just remember - you will not be able to UNSEE Doom Generation. Proceed with caution.


35 posted on 08/03/2013 1:05:50 PM PDT by bolobaby
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To: Chode

The boss brought in some elk jerky and put it on the shelf over the break room microwave. I went bopping by one day grabbed a piece and started chewing. But it didn’t taste quite right. I turned it over and the back side was solid mold green. But since it was almost gone I just finished it off.


36 posted on 08/03/2013 1:17:45 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: null and void

\o/


37 posted on 08/03/2013 1:34:10 PM PDT by Shimmer1 ("What a poor, ignorant, malicious, short-sighted, crapulous mass." John Adams)
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To: bolobaby
but, but... Rose McGowan


38 posted on 08/03/2013 1:34:48 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: bigheadfred
might as well, a little penicillin won't kill ya... 8^)
39 posted on 08/03/2013 1:37:32 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode; mickie
Just as bad was AMC showing a string of old Doris Day movies this week.

Pure horror.

Leni

40 posted on 08/03/2013 1:37:58 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: MinuteGal
i heard that, even worst if they had Poof Hudson in them...
41 posted on 08/03/2013 1:46:11 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

If you think this is bad, you never saw “I was a teenager from outer space”.


42 posted on 08/03/2013 2:48:07 PM PDT by DugwayDuke
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To: DugwayDuke
if i did, it was as a kid on saturday afternoon monster movie matinee
43 posted on 08/03/2013 2:55:52 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

Haven’t seen Frankenstein’s Army, but none of those monsters actually look scary. In fact they all look handicapped and easy to kill. Target practice!


44 posted on 08/03/2013 5:28:11 PM PDT by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: jespasinthru
yeah, they all end up dead... but not before they kill some Russians in the process, it's all indoors and not a lot of room for maneuvering
45 posted on 08/03/2013 6:24:53 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

46 posted on 08/04/2013 12:46:21 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

Priceless!


47 posted on 08/04/2013 2:26:25 AM PDT by glock rocks (No comment.)
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To: lowbridge
outstanding!
48 posted on 08/04/2013 6:48:37 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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