RIIIGHT !!
Please waste my tax dollars on a screwed up fast food order.
While your at it I think you should also call in the FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, ICE, HOMELAND SECURITY, SECRET SERVICE, and the MUPPETS.
No telling what EVIL CONSPIRECIES are being perpetrated at the local McDonalds.
Do I really need to say sarcasm?
If you steal 10% on each order, you are talking big dollars at McD’s. Since they use the internet to communicate sales and ordering data across state lines, you might be able to put together a federal RICO action. But you won’t know until the Feds get in there and seize all of the corporate records.
Remind me to never do business with you.