A vast amount of research has gone into the Fungal Internet, so that it can now be monitored by the NSA, DHS, FBI, DEA, BATF&E, and several other federal agencies, corporations and foreign governments.
I thought the Fungal Internet was a foot-fetish usenet group...
I want to be there when it’s explained to radical vegans that their arugula sends panic messages to the mung beans next door when it’s ripped screaming from its soil abode.