12 Scientifically Proven Ways To Make Yourself More Attractive To The Opposite Sex

Business Insider ^ | 08/14/2013 | MEGAN WILLETT

[Vigilanteman]

#13. Find a cologne that smells like money.

[Mr. Jeeves]

OK, the first picture makes this a premium quality thread - the rest of the content is irrelevant. :)

[Secret Agent Man]

and when the govt swat team guns you donw because they misread the address, or kill you defending your tomato plants they thought were pot, or you tried to save your dog that was contained in your own yard,

if they don’t shoot you in the face,

your corpse will be beautiful enough to have an open casket.

Cheer up, citizen.

[Perdogg]

The sexiest man alive

[SeekAndFind]

This is for the men...

Brooding and swaggering men are much more attractive than men who are smiling, according to a study from the University of British Columbia. In fact, the women surveyed said happiness was the least attractive quality in a man.

But the study was based only on "gut reactions on carnal, sexual attraction," one of the study's co-authors told The Daily Mail, not whether the men would make a good boyfriend or husband.

The study could explain why some women are attracted to the "bad boy" persona.

[Signalman]

Have lots of these:

[bicyclerepair]

May I state that Todd Palin is one of the luckiest men alive.

[rfp1234]

Wait - a liberal publication like Business Insider is promoting heterosexuality?!

[NotYourAverageDhimmi]

#14 way to make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex...

Sen. Edward Kennedy: "Have you ever tried coming out of the bathroom nude, and acting like you didn't know someone was there?"

Ted Kennedy at the Clarence Thomas Hearings

[married21]

I think the answer there is to be a good guy, who happens to be able to “smolder” when looking at your woman.

[Buckeye McFrog]

The “nice teeth” is an undervalued one. Particularly as women age.

[null and void]

I find that the roller-coaster ride starts AFTER I’ve met them...

[Responsibility2nd]

[equaviator]

[central_va]

Be able to give a girl "good wallet".

[onyx]

LOL.

They’re right about teeth, however.

[NY Cajun]

All you need is a good pick-up line.

One that has always worked for me was:

“Excuse me Miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?”

[Hardastarboard]

Women are only interested in one thing - that big bulge in your pants. That's right - the bulge in your hip pocket.

The sign language version of that is to drive around in a Porsche / Audi / Mercedes / Bentley.

[tumblindice]

Hey! Easy with the teeth ....