At the height of the age of chivalry in the 13th Century, one knight and lady went to the extreme, in which he sent her letters for 20 years asking for a formal introduction with her before she agreed, and though they frequently saw each other in the royal court, neither would speak a word to the other without a proper introduction.
In days of old, when Knights were bold,
and condoms weren’t invented,
He’d tie a sock around thy cock,
thus babies were prevented.