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To: LibWhacker

Comets cannot commit suicide. They do not think and do not decide where they go.

That is all.


5 posted on 08/21/2013 1:04:29 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (Gun Control Haiku: Say "Registration" / And they call you paranoid / So say "Privacy")
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To: Haiku Guy

Suicide by global warming...


6 posted on 08/21/2013 1:09:03 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Haiku Guy

Correct. My thoughts exactly. It didn’t decide to destroy itself, it just happened to get too close to the sun.


9 posted on 08/21/2013 1:16:24 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Haiku Guy
Comets cannot commit suicide. They do not think and do not decide where they go.

It sounds like the writer, Mike Wall, needs to breathe slowly into a paper bag while thinking of butterflies and little ponies. DO NOT let him drive vehicles or heavy equipment while in this hyper-excited state!

10 posted on 08/21/2013 1:21:59 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("Life is short. It's even shorter if you suggest going out for pizza on your anniversary" Peter Egan)
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To: Haiku Guy

Suicide by Sun
Only in one’s fantasies
Anthropromorphic


14 posted on 08/21/2013 1:40:54 PM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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