Posted on 08/21/2013 6:25:01 PM PDT by Morgana
Question: Why do all NYC Mayoral candidates were neckties?
The short answer: Decency.
The long answer: The tie keeps the foreskin out of sight.
See - there is some decency left in that bunch.
;-)
Is this candidate in the race for laughs? She expects to get votes this way? LOLOL
'large number of' or 'number of large' ?
(Wouldn't you think Weiner would have the condom demographic covered?)
There is a brand called 'Magnum', which apparently is marketed toward the larger of size.
I thought that must be their best seller, guys buying a box of Magnum, whether they fit or not, just to impress the cute girl at checkout.
NYC mayoral candidate vows bigger condoms. In an effort to appeal to the vanity and pride of voters, every one will be labeled “Extra Large”.
And its standards...
Vote for the lesbian so you can have gay sh!t jammed down your throat 24/7 for the next 4 years.
Wait, that didn’t sound right...
This is truly pathetic. I’m ever more glad I’m out of NYC.
Hey, schmucks, buy your own condoms! Don’t look to a lesbian to quality control them for you.
See, pathetic, like I said.
I suppose she’ll be calling for bigger turkey basters next.
True story:
At one of their WWII conferences, Stalin and FDR were discussing what supplies the Soviets would need. Stalin mentioned condoms since Soviet condoms were prone to breakage - thus, a high rate of VD among Soviet troops.
FDR said he could supply - but had to know the size. Stalin replied that they had to be large since all Soviet troops were well-endowed.
When Stalin received the US condoms, they were all stamped:
“Texas-size SMALL” ...
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