“A man woke up for a cuddle with his girlfriend, only to find a fox in bed next to him.”
Had the exact opposite occur in my younger, drinking days. Many times I went to sleep with what I was sure was a fox and when I woke up sober in the morning - yikes!
You went to bed at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two?.................
“Had the exact opposite occur in my younger, drinking days. Many times I went to sleep with what I was sure was a fox and when I woke up sober in the morning - yikes!”
I never had that happen, but I woke up next to my share of gnawed-off arms... :)