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Sex Bet on Wii Game Ends With Mountie Shooting His Wife
Kotaku ^ | 7/13/13 | Owen Good

Posted on 09/01/2013 11:24:01 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows
sex toys

If you need implements which are not part of your body in order to have fun, you are doing it wrong.

21 posted on 09/01/2013 11:52:50 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Don't blame me for McCain.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

We’ve already established that he was lazy.


22 posted on 09/01/2013 11:54:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
He brushed them aside, saying he needed to rest up for a round of golf the next day.

He should have taken a lesson from Obama, who always has enough energy to screw (us) AND play golf.

23 posted on 09/01/2013 11:59:50 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Don't blame me for McCain.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
When Wiens went upstairs to go to bed after playing the console, he found sex toys on his pillow. He brushed them aside, saying he needed to rest up for a round of golf the next day.

My sympathy meter just dropped significantly.

24 posted on 09/01/2013 12:00:22 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: Jeff Chandler
If you need implements which are not part of your body in order to have fun, you are doing it wrong.

Ice cubes, Strawberries, whip cream and Champagne are kind of fun

25 posted on 09/01/2013 12:01:02 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron ("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Slings and Arrows
RCMP will be right on it. They always get their poutine.


26 posted on 09/01/2013 12:01:21 PM PDT by Daffynition (Life's short- paddle hard!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds like a variation of “Rule 34.” No exceptions.


27 posted on 09/01/2013 12:01:35 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Uncle Miltie: Obama poisoned race relations for a generation. Everything is racial now.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Take off you hoser, eh?


28 posted on 09/01/2013 12:01:53 PM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: Slings and Arrows
did she want to use the implements on him? or was she PO'd cause he wouldn't use them on her???
29 posted on 09/01/2013 12:03:59 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Las Vegas Ron
Ice cubes, Strawberries, whip cream and Champagne are kind of fun

Perhaps, but I prefer to have sex with a woman.

30 posted on 09/01/2013 12:04:14 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Don't blame me for McCain.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If I’d have shot my ex when I first wanted to, I’d have been out by now.


31 posted on 09/01/2013 12:10:18 PM PDT by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds like one of those Direct TV commercials...

When your cable company keeps you on hold, you get angry.

When you get angry, you go blow off steam with a woman you are not attracted to [shows a man and a woman playing Wii aggressively]

When you go blow off steam playing Wii with a woman you are not attracted to, you make stupid bets so as not to have to sleep with her.

When you make stupid bets with a woman you are not attracted to in order to avoid sex, you usually wind up losing the bet and finding sex toys on your pillow.

Don’t wind up finding sex toys on your pillow, placed there by an unattractive woman, get Direct TV”


32 posted on 09/01/2013 12:10:30 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Jeff Chandler
Perhaps, but I prefer to have sex with a woman.

You know what I meant ;)

33 posted on 09/01/2013 12:12:21 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron ("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
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To: SkyPilot

Careful, or the Trailer Park Boys will sic Steve French on you.


34 posted on 09/01/2013 12:13:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Chode

Best not to ask.


35 posted on 09/01/2013 12:13:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

None whatsoever.


36 posted on 09/01/2013 12:14:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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37 posted on 09/01/2013 12:15:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: TigersEye

Yeah, he should’ve at least attacked Syria first.


38 posted on 09/01/2013 12:19:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: SamAdams76

You have a future in advertising. Or Democratic policy development.


39 posted on 09/01/2013 12:20:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is a tragedy. RIP.


40 posted on 09/01/2013 12:21:25 PM PDT by sauropod (Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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