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Dwarf Set on Fire at Party
Emirates 24/7 ^ | Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Posted on 09/03/2013 12:13:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: nickcarraway

How could they stoop so low?


21 posted on 09/03/2013 12:40:57 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)
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To: joethedrummer
This Dwarf is on Fiiiii-yaaaaaaa!!!

Winner!

22 posted on 09/03/2013 12:41:41 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Alex Murphy

Dang. That is below the belt. Stuff these people into an R2D2 and step on it!


23 posted on 09/03/2013 12:42:02 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: nickcarraway

I guess we now know what burns his ass.

A fire “that high”


24 posted on 09/03/2013 12:42:59 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Xenalyte
Dwarf Set on Fire at Party

DECENT headline, enough to ping your attention, but not a 2013 Headline Winner.

25 posted on 09/03/2013 12:43:50 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: nickcarraway

As my Mom always says “It’s all fun and games until someone sets a dwarf on fire...”


26 posted on 09/03/2013 12:45:30 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: nickcarraway

At least it didn’t happen on the Garry Kindling show. Or Jimmy Kindle.


27 posted on 09/03/2013 12:50:10 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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To: apillar

A shrimp on the bahbee?


28 posted on 09/03/2013 12:51:45 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Why does the candle keep talking?”


29 posted on 09/03/2013 12:52:03 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: apillar

So sorry, thats a little person.


30 posted on 09/03/2013 12:52:04 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: JRios1968

Blake Johnston, Flaming Dwarf
31 posted on 09/03/2013 12:52:40 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Kinda sounds like there should be a “you just can’t make this stuff up” ping list too.

Has one already been started in some capacity?


32 posted on 09/03/2013 12:58:44 PM PDT by freedom46and2
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To: BigEdLB; Attention Surplus Disorder; All
Someone should give him seomthing for his pain and suffering...how about this?


33 posted on 09/03/2013 12:59:01 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Gamecock

“It’s little people, you got that?”

Tell that to Thorin Oakinshield.


34 posted on 09/03/2013 1:01:51 PM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: GeronL
Dang. That is below the belt.

I'll bet they couldn't look him in the eye after they did it.

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35 posted on 09/03/2013 1:04:22 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)
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To: Alex Murphy

lol


36 posted on 09/03/2013 1:06:15 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Sounds like most of Congress.


37 posted on 09/03/2013 1:06:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: apillar

I was gonna say “shrimp” but I’d probably be condemed. Oops!


38 posted on 09/03/2013 1:08:59 PM PDT by rktman (Inergalactic background checks? King hussein you're first up.)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; Larry Lucido; humblegunner; Vendome; 50mm
Blake has since returned
to playing parts that
better preserve his dignity.


39 posted on 09/03/2013 1:15:17 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: All

That’s about the time when I usually decide it’s time to head home.


40 posted on 09/03/2013 1:16:53 PM PDT by mmichaels1970
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