[Mr. Jeeves]

“The cloud is dead”, the next thing killed it.

The "next thing" was Ed Snowden's big mouth. :)

[Lancey Howard]

AOL is dead, cable killed it.
Cable is dead, G5 killed it.
G5 is dead, “the cloud” killed it.
“The cloud” is dead, Edward Snowden killed it.
Edward Snowden is dead, a “car accident” will kill him.