Posted on 09/03/2013 7:12:24 PM PDT by SMGFan
HOBOKEN – A drunk Glaswegian seaman displayed his naked buttocks to customers and staff at the McDonald's at Washington and Third streets Monday night and then put up a fight with the cops who arrested him, police say.
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Hold my haggis alert.
“Help Me Bob I’m Bully In The Alley!”
What’s the world coming to if you can’t display your naked buns at McDonalds without getting arrested?
And if you don't have the negatives, I wasn't there.
Don’t sailors have some kind of international, drunk immunity protection?
Did they put him in the long-boat and make him bale her, early in the morning?
I thought it was "put 'im in a long-boat till he's sober."
A long time ago in Hong Kong, my buddy and I were walking back to the fleet landing after a night of drinking when my buddy got the irrestible urge to urinate. So he ducked bekind some bushes and relieved himself on a wall. But it wasn’t a wall. It was a plate glass window to a hotel lobby. There were people in there staring. You bet these two drunken sailors were long gone before the cops showed up.
Best written headline i’ve seen in a while.
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