My father (who is a retired physician)was in the hospital for a kidney stone. When his doctor came by on rounds to see how he was doing, dad said “Well, doc, I was fine until I took a turn for the nurse”. He loved medical jokes unlike a number of doctors.
About 15 years ago I had to have some surgery on my wrist. As I woke up in recovery the doctor was there with a big grin on his face. He told me that the anesthesiologist was talking to me as he prepared to “put me under”, and he asked me to tell him if I had a ringing in my ears. According to my doctor, I replied, “I went to the doctor and got the ringing fixed. Now I just have a dialtone.” The doctor told me they all got a good laugh as I slipped off into a nice sleep.
‘’I get no respect.’’ “I told my doctor “Hey doc, every morning I wake up and look in the mirror I get sick!’’ “What’s the matter with me?’’ He said “I don’t know but your eye sights perfect’’.