Let me remind you all, my dear.
We fight all your wars,
and install most doors.
We drive trucks for miles,
and make taxpayers for smiles.
We make less money,
give more to charity.
We pay the taxes
while you grind your axes.
We raise families and crops
While your curtain drops.
We built the country to its glory days.
We’ll be here after the misty haze
of the next war clears.
And we pour our Tom’s peanuts into our colas for a balanced lunch!