[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: growing some truly killer taters!! ::

Taters are developed from poisonous "night shade". If you can grow them to revert, yeah, you could have kliller taters...

But, then again, when I search for "taters" I get the following results

...them ain't "tater tots" buddy!

[djf]

That’s part of what I’m thinking about - there is an indigenous form of Black nightshade here that grows everywhere. It makes small, dark purple almost black berries. I’ve eaten them in small quantities, and they are almost exactly the same as tiny tomatoes.

Web searches disagree about whether or not they are poisonous.

[mikrofon]

Must be your "search engine" ...