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Husband to Spend First 18 Months of Marriage in Jail
The Local ^ | 17 Sep 2013

Posted on 09/17/2013 8:32:51 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: nickcarraway

A Frenchman was sentenced to 18 months behind bars this week for a violent attack on his new husband


I don’t care about the violence they do to one another, but I can’t abide the violence they do to my beloved language.


21 posted on 09/17/2013 9:09:11 PM PDT by pluvmantelo (We can't expect to get anywhere unless we resort to terrorism-Lenin)
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To: nickcarraway

...all their dreams went Poof!


22 posted on 09/17/2013 9:18:23 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: higgmeister

Wait, I guess in French that’s pouffe!


23 posted on 09/17/2013 9:22:37 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: lastchance

No. the story is about two young men.


24 posted on 09/17/2013 9:40:48 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: nickcarraway; Chode
Bugs photo bugs-1.gif
25 posted on 09/17/2013 9:54:38 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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No. the story is about two young men.

No kidding. Who knew? Thanks for the much needed correction.

26 posted on 09/17/2013 9:56:44 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Morgana

You should have turned left at Albuquerque, Bugs!


27 posted on 09/17/2013 10:02:54 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise

How many wives beat up their husbands? It happens, I know, but I’d bet it is the husband who’s leaving his tearful wife for an 18 month stint of hard labor picking up soap in the shower.


28 posted on 09/17/2013 10:06:22 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nickcarraway

I think they actually meant, “Pervert to spend first 18 months of Marriage in Jail”


29 posted on 09/17/2013 10:38:29 PM PDT by SoConPubbie (Mitt and Obama: They're the same poison, just a different potency)
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To: nickcarraway
weird, funny and very abbreant...great gifs. :-P

30 posted on 09/18/2013 2:03:33 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Morgana
delenda est...
31 posted on 09/18/2013 4:46:01 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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Some marriages hit the rocks quicker than others it seems.

Wait, that was last week's big story.

32 posted on 09/18/2013 5:04:13 AM PDT by Moltke (Sapere aude!)
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To: Revolting cat!

well apparently “lastchance” in post #9, and maybe a few others needed the correction, unless they were just being cute or ironic and thought it was a story about straights full of “typos”.


33 posted on 09/18/2013 8:38:00 AM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: supremedoctrine

Two young men are no more married because of some legal fiction than putting a dog in at top hat and calling it Lincoln makes it president.


34 posted on 09/18/2013 9:49:35 AM PDT by lastchance ("Nisi credideritis, non intelligetis" St. Augustine)
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To: supremedoctrine
It's always safer to assume that posters are joking than to "correct" them and make a fool of yourself.


35 posted on 09/18/2013 2:13:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nickcarraway

I had a gay friend in Seattle who was adamantly opposed to same-sex marriage. I asked him why one time and he said that gay marriage wasn’t the problem but that gay divorce would kill people. He wasn’t joking, either. I told him that straight marriage was like that too sometimes and he just shook his head and said no, it wasn’t anywhere close. I’ve often wondered since then if maybe he was right.


36 posted on 09/18/2013 2:22:32 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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