[Morgana]

More than likely I will regret asking but here goes.

Where on earth would one buy a “fake penis” for such purpose?

[RBW in PA]

St. Mark’s place Where all those people sell used books

[Western Phil]

Except for the NSA monitoring you might check on Google.

[LucianOfSamasota]

One day. Ten or twenty years from now, when you decide to run for public office.

Post number 13 will surface in the opposition research.

I just hope I’m alive to hear you try to explain it on live TV.