Posted on 10/04/2013 5:37:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing?” I told him I was a light bulb. He said “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her “And where do you think you’re going?”
She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!”
LOL!!! Love that!
A Muslim, a Kenyan, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have, Mr. President?”
In the 90’s here with a big chill on the way. Only be in the 70’s tomorrow. Brrrr
Dallas Vets are headed to DC to visit their memorial today. I hope I see lots of happy pictures.
In any case, thanks for digging it up and posting. Gave me the giggles, it did!
Perfumed Prince
Perfumed Prince n. a man who is seen as bureaucratic or careerist; a man who is said to be effete, feminine, ineffectual, vacillating, or cowardly; (hence) a member of the U.S. military leadership (at the Pentagon); top brass. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Pictures, anyone?
“I could eat a can of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than the one you just made.”
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.
—P.J. O’Rourke—
Words to live by....
Tommy came home from work last night and found that the sewers had backed up in the neighborhood. The sewage was backed up all the way to the roof in his house. Now Tommy has two choices, raise the ceiling or pump out the poop. What should he do?
CONGRESS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE
CONGRESS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE
Love this ... stealing :-)
Those computers look like 1984-vintage Macintoshes.
Ted Cruz ducked.
STOLEN!!!! I’ve just sent that to my family... Funny stuff!
Thanks for the post. Have a great weekend!
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