[ModelBreaker]

What nonsense. If they don’t like it, why are they always hocking you to be petted?

[fwdude]

Mine seeks out my hand and pets himself with it. Sometimes I have to leave the room to get away from him.

[Gen.Blather]

“What nonsense. If they don’t like it, why are they always hocking you to be petted?”

Agreed. My cat runs in front of me when I walk and I literally run into her. She rolls over and invites me down for a belly rub. I can barely make it across the house without paying in strokes.

My family says I’m p*ssy-whipped.