I want - no, I NEED one. There's a beer store nearby that delivers. Oh, for the transcendent beauty of an invention that truly is a boon to mankind. OK, Drill, think outside the box - attach a traveling urinal and a popcorn popper and you might not have to leave the rumpus room until the NFL season is over. What a concept!
Proper social etiquette states that when a friend is down you make him a hot beverage.
So says Dr. Cooper.