[Bender2]

Went 9-5 last week, making me 39-23 for the season but my Week Six Picks are so dead on... well, look below:

Thursday Night Feetball has De Giants playing Da Bears- Can you say, "O and six."

"We called this news conference to say we are highly offended... that sportswriters across the nation keep calling the New York Giants "Not worth a five pound bag of Chickensh*t!"

TCU North will feed its Tigers some Buffalope, hopefully while not stepping in any buffalo doo

Another Battle of the Great Lakes breaks out in Cleveland and the Brownstains beat the Bankrupt Bozs

Silly girl, Seven, no way your Waiders beat my Old Dallas Texans... and my new hero, Big Chief Andy!

Cam puts his shaft into overdrive as he keeps the Jags in the no win column

Geno's Jets think they are Real Jersey Wiseguys and sPittburgh keeps them thinking so

Tampa Bay grows a pair and gets a win over the Iggles

Sorry, big, no Luck as your Packerwackers step knee deep in Crab crap in Baltimore

Allegra's Texicans get back to winning when the Yews come to town

Jacksonville at Denver? WHAT-- you have to ask?

Gad, I hate saying the Seahags will win, but they do this week over Allegra's Old Earlers

The 69er strutted their stuff last week over Allegra's Texicans, but this week the Red Byrds get them back to earth

Gadzooks, big! Neither of your teams win this week as the Saints hold down Tom Brady and give him a noogie to remember

Monday Night find Rivers and his Bolts having no Luck at all

And stop guess who is coming out of the bye and gay closet this week, it is Vick's Old Black Byrds and the Doll-Phins--

Okay, okay, enough with two weeks without a win! Sunday Night my Boys treat RG3... like a redheaded stepchild with a limp!

And finally, those of you too young to recall when the NFL was a real man's league, I offer the following:

And that was... way before Johnny Carson--

--went hunting for Frank... with a .38 on his hip--

[Bender2]

Okay, all y'all... get your picks in!

[ken5050]

That hit is the reason that Gifford can’t remember if he had sex with Johnny Carson’s wife..

[ken5050]

Jacksonville is a lock to beat the spread...

[Mouton]

Yup the hit that put him out of football.

Bednarik played both ways on that Eagle team. He said on the next play after watching the GI ants in the huddle whom all had their eyes fixed on him, as soon as the hike, he began running for the sidelines because he feared mass retaliation.

Those were the real days of football.

[driftdiver]

Hey maybe tampa has a chance to win one.

[big'ol_freeper]

Well folks here are this weeks weiners:

The Manning-lites over the Cubs

Then...

The Packers over the Poe-taganists
The Tabbies over the Billfolds
The Brownstains over the Mangycats
The Texicans over the Clams
The Strams over the Maddens
The Queens over the Punters
The Stool-ers over the Cessnas
The Pirates over the Vickless-beagles
The Manning-heavies over the Worstjags
The Seachickens over the Midgets
The Patriots over the Halos
The Light-in-the-loafers over the Buzzards
The Chaps over the Redsquaws

Und..

The Folds over the Bolts

Go Red Sox!

[SevenofNine]

Speaking of Frank Gifford did you hear about that new book written by long time Johnny Carson lawyer claim Johnny caught his second wife Joanne in bed with Gifford LOL!

What a pig Frankie was

[SevenofNine]

Yeah I think Chuck would take down Frank if he caught his MRS with Frank LOL!

AH I picking Raiders over Chiefs in the game

[Impy]

Good game from Cutler. Bears D worries me. Officials tried their best to help NY.

[Rummyfan]

Okay here we go... Missed the Thursaday night game but as for the rest:

SUN, OCT 13
Cincinnati beats Buffalo. Last I checked, you still need a QB, and unless Lewis is the new Kurt Warner, it's no-go gor the Bills.

Detroit beats the Browns. Same situation as above.

KC remains unbeaten...

AP has a game for the ages and inconsistent Carolina loses.

Geno Smith continues to pull victories out of his a** and the Men of Steel fold like aluminin foil...

Philly gets it done against TB, quarter backed by whom?

Green Bay Packers beat my Ravens in B'more...

Texans rebound against St Louis. Everyone else does!

Jacksonville at Denver . C'mon, really?!

Seahawks at home? Unbeatable!

Niners over Cards.

Saints remain unbeaten, NEExposed as weak last week.

Tony Romo and the 'Boys repeat last week's performance and win handily since the Deadskins have no 'O'.

MON, OCT 14
Philip Rivers and the Bolts shock everyone, come back to life, and don't blow a 4th quarter lead, and beat the Colts. Bye: Atlanta, Miami

[big'ol_freeper]

Let's kick it off!

[martin_fierro]

Ahem.

[dfwgator]

Denver 21 - Jacksonville 19

I can just hear Chris Berman now, “That’s why they play the game.”