To: martin_fierro; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
Re:
Rams 38 - Houston 6 with most of the 4th quarter remaining For the once and only time this every came to mind, I am so glad Allegra isn't here... 
to see how far her Texicans have fallen--
Well, I'm glad she isn't here 'cause she could always out drink me and I'd pass out!... 
Then I'd wake up the next day with a bunch of lilies sticking out of my fly!
Uaaaaaaaaaaa-- that was not Allegra... 
who stuck those lilies in your fly--
If a man don't have steel balls when he drinks, I figure it is my duty... 
to mark him for future reference--
How, come I never... 
wake up and find lilies stuck in my fly?
Well, big, you are always so buzzed, you eat them... 
before your final pass out.
So that's why my breath... 
is always fresh after a drunk--
52 posted on
10/13/2013 12:27:04 PM PDT by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Bender2
53 posted on
10/13/2013 12:32:54 PM PDT by
Perdogg
(Ted Cruz-Rand Paul 2016)
To: big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
Gadzooks! Geno's Jersey Wiseguys could not shoot straight today...
giving sPittburg their first win of the year--
Furthermore, Houston, Baltimore, Tampa Bay and Cleveland have all... 
let me down!
Thanks heavens for TCU North, old Camshaft and my new Hero, Big Chief Andy... 
they came through when the rubber hit the road today--
54 posted on
10/13/2013 1:22:48 PM PDT by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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