Welcome King Barack "Canute" Obama the Great.....
...Obama issues an Executive Order to the Sun...
....to increase it's magnetic field....
and make a good crop of sunspots before elections in 2016....
(PhysOrg.com) -- Sunspot formation is triggered by a magnetic field, which scientists say is steadily declining. They predict that by 2016 there may be no remaining sunspots, and the sun may stay spotless for several decades.
The last time the sunspots disappeared altogether was in the 17th and 18th century, and coincided with a lengthy cool period on the planet known as the Little Ice Age....and lasted 400 years.
Good luck surviving with no electricity and GE modified seeds.
Read more at: http://phys.org/news203746768.html#jCp also
Actually, you’re doing King Canute (my Great Dane’s name) a great disservice. He was deeply concerned about how sycophantic many of his closest supporters had become, so he dealt with the problem by showing them he was only human. Thus, knowing the tide would advance anyway, he ordered it to stop. When it advanced in spite of his order, he’d proved he was only mortal. The Danes knew what they were doing when they named him Canute the Great. If you ever met my Dane, you’d know that applies to him too.
Canute knew he could not control the waves and that was the point of that little exercise. He was putting the fawning sycophants in his court in their place.
Obama is more like Xerxes who ordered the Hellespont whipped for destroying his bridge.