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To: CodeJockey

>>She supposedly looked down and said how about micro soft?

:)

I recall the one where his wife was filing for divorce because after several years they had still not consummated their marriage. The judge was amazed and asked why. The wife responded “all he does is stand at the foot of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be.”

It was easier to “get” if you were around in the years leading up to Windows 95. :)


37 posted on 10/24/2013 1:08:25 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: MarineBrat
Q: What's the difference between a used car salesman and a computer sofware salesman?

A: The used car salesman knows when he's lying to you.

38 posted on 10/24/2013 1:11:35 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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