I’m sorry, dear. We dispense Soma according to our needs, not yours. You will be eligible for a temporary supply sometime in the spring. The exact date your supply will be shipped is subject to the terms expressed on pg 11530 of the ACA. As you should be aware by now, that date is calculated based on “x”, “x” being how well we think you vote this November.
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