Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

vanity. Neighbor's chicken is in my house. neighbors ain't home. help! (Update @ 80)
me | today | me

Posted on 11/08/2013 6:24:05 PM PST by dynachrome

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100 ... 141-142 next last
To: dynachrome

“I heard the noise and found it on the porch.”

Wait, you invited it in? Don’t you think you are sending mixed messages?


61 posted on 11/08/2013 6:45:41 PM PST by ToastedHead
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 50 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome

Choke it.

(Bet you saw that one coming.)


62 posted on 11/08/2013 6:46:31 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome

Just wing it....


63 posted on 11/08/2013 6:46:39 PM PST by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: cripplecreek

That was a terrible thing to say. My stomach hurts now from laughing.


64 posted on 11/08/2013 6:46:41 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: cripplecreek

GMTA!


65 posted on 11/08/2013 6:47:04 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome
Don't have to kill it (the neighbour might get upset.) Squeeze it hard and get some stock out of it!


66 posted on 11/08/2013 6:48:45 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: KGeorge

My gosh! No!

Calling the wildlife rescue or animal control means government agent.

Don’t feed it rice,especially uncooked rice.

Chickens love vegetables.


67 posted on 11/08/2013 6:49:15 PM PST by hoosierham (Freedom isn't free)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

I’m laughing at myself. I’ve had raccoons, fox, stray dogs and cats wandering around, I just figured the chicken wasn’t gonna last long. A hawk was eyeing the group a few days ago. Owls are around, too.


68 posted on 11/08/2013 6:50:49 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 58 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome

“Dam’ thing actually banged on the screen door or pecked it. I heard the noise and found it on the porch.”

I doubt that any chicks will ever end up in my bed. But if they do, I’ll remember that line if my wife asks!”


69 posted on 11/08/2013 6:52:13 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 50 | View Replies]

To: 21twelve

“survive the elements for a night”

Lots of coyotes, hawks, fox, and owls in the area.

There are always ‘lost cat’ lost dog’ signs.


70 posted on 11/08/2013 6:54:07 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 23 | View Replies]

To: All

Greatest vanity EVER!


71 posted on 11/08/2013 6:54:19 PM PST by mmichaels1970
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome
Meanwhile, upstairs in Dynachrome's house...
72 posted on 11/08/2013 6:55:03 PM PST by ToastedHead
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 68 | View Replies]

To: Admin Moderator

Please move to “breaking”.


73 posted on 11/08/2013 6:57:28 PM PST by mmichaels1970
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome

You sound like a neighborhood where I live...and I’m IN TOWN! LOL! It’s a rural area on the outskirts, tho, and I love it! We gat ALL sorts of critters. When I was growing up in the country.......our neighbor’s goats would appear in our back yard. Had to escort them back. ;-) They were bootleggers.


74 posted on 11/08/2013 6:58:10 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 68 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome

I have hens. I would leave in garage. No food necessary for one night. Put out some water. The hen would probably not survive a night out.


75 posted on 11/08/2013 7:02:52 PM PST by yellowdoghunter (Welcome to Obamastan!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome

I haven’t read the whole thread yet and I’m almost certainly not the first to say it but it bears repeating: Chickens are food. So there is one correct answer for you.


76 posted on 11/08/2013 7:04:19 PM PST by Clinging Bitterly (R.I P. my old FRiend and neighbor Blackie Owens. Be ever vigilant!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: hoosierham

x 2 on the animal control, but wildlife rescue isn’t usually government affiliated except they might get funds- or at least the one here isn’t. I’m pretty sure they are liberals, though.

That sounds vaguely familiar re vegetables. I had 2 roosters growing up. Big old Leghorns. They were Easter chicks that grew up.


77 posted on 11/08/2013 7:05:22 PM PST by KGeorge (Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 67 | View Replies]

To: dynachrome

78 posted on 11/08/2013 7:05:31 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

“our neighbor’s goats would appear in our back yard”

Yes, but then would you invite it in, and seek online advice as to how to make it feel comfortable?


79 posted on 11/08/2013 7:06:39 PM PST by ToastedHead
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 74 | View Replies]

To: All

UPDATE!

neighbors home. 13 dead, one missing, out of 25. Culprit escaped. hawk or owl in nearby trees. I am promised some free eggs from the survivors. Permanent coop to be built ASAP


80 posted on 11/08/2013 7:07:37 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 76 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 41-6061-8081-100 ... 141-142 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson