A pig is an animal with dirt on his face,
His shoes are a terrible disgrace,
He always grunts when he eats his food,
He’s fat, he’s lazy, he’s extremely rude,...
Now look, Christie just won reelection. Why do you have to go and rain on his parade like that?
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face,
His shoes are a terrible disgrace,
He always grunts when he eats his food,
He’s fat, he’s lazy, he’s extremely rude,
And he tastes good BBQ’d!
Your poem is now complete. You’re exceedingly welcome.