[NicknamedBob]

Mountebank -- Finally, a word I can identify with.

Although actually, this definition:

1. a person who sells quack medicines from a platform

pretty obviously makes me think of a certain "if you like what you have you can keep what you have" thief.

[secret garden]

A for you!

[NorthMountain]

This definition:

2. a boastful unscrupulous pretender : charlatan

reminds me of Sen. Joe Manchin ...