New logo for Barack Brew.But imagine its features include:
* caffeinated coffee will be xtra xtra pricey...
* And if you like your coffee brand, you can keep it (thereby you won't absolutely need to buy the new govt. coffee brand if you don't want to...until you realize most of the old coffee brands have been swallowed up by the new govt coffee shark)
* Those who REGULARLY drink beyond 6 cups of coffee per day -- the coffee drinkers who like it "smoking" hot -- will be penalized a coffee tax premium that will make it too unaffordable to continue receiving CoffeeCare...hence, without CoffeeCare, there's no Caffeine treatment Care available to you to help you stop this addiction...And, so, as the most extreme users inevitably receive CoffeeCare help minus a CoffeeCare plan, the taxpayers will wind up footing the bill, anyway!
* All of the Starbucks drive-thrus were confiscated by CoffeeCare Govt. Inc. This was done to make "sign-ups" user-friendly and quick. A touch-pad menu screen that takes you "up to weeks/months" to complete ... if it works...when it works ... "speeds" up the process. If the touch-pad menu continues to malfunction, there's CoffeeCare "navigators" inside each Starbucks store. They will guide you thru the process of recognizing your options; and then they will hand you off to "hard copy" cashiers who will input the gobs of data you just gave...all while the queu stretches out the door and around each neighborhood. If you choose to leave the line, that line only eventually gets longer when you return. And when you do return, the drive-thru lanes are even worse in causing a spillover traffic snafu whereever Starbucks are up. But don't worry, these drive-thrus are open 24-7...except for when they have to shut down the touch pad menus for maintenance...which has happened more than you think.
New logo for Barack Brew.Oh, you’ve got to watch the 2 minute clip. It isn’t just silliness. It really communicates how bad Obama**** is.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/11/28/coffeecare_the_affordable_coffee_act.html