[Alberta's Child]

I have a theory that within 5-10 years of retirement, professional athletes end up in pretty much the same financial circumstances they would have been in if they had never signed a pro contract in the first place. The successful ones would have been successful anyway, and the bums end up where they were destined to be, too.

[Revelation 911]

I had the legally troubled son of a dear pal once tell me - "I was standing on the street corner and wanted out - I hit the road, and a year to the day - I was on the same street corner, doing what I did."

predestination isn't pretty