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Brain in a Vat
http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/Tissues.htm ^ | Michael F. Patton, Jr.

Posted on 12/03/2013 11:16:31 PM PST by Talisker

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My Answer: Is Jones a Democrat?
1 posted on 12/03/2013 11:16:31 PM PST by Talisker
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To: Talisker

The brain should “nod off” for a moment thereby avoiding any abstract moral dilemma.


2 posted on 12/03/2013 11:25:42 PM PST by John Valentine (Deep in the Heart of Texas)
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To: Talisker

People use the term “dilemma” too freely.

In a true dilemma, both of the available choices are unsatisfactory, the choosing agent literally faces the “horns of the bull.” Both horns kill.

Do you prefer death by left horn or right horn?

In the absense of the ability to make a qualitative evaluation, I choose the right, only because I’m right handed.


3 posted on 12/03/2013 11:27:30 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: John Valentine

Your solution I believe is equally as good as mine.

Meaning that they are both bad, but unavoidable.


4 posted on 12/03/2013 11:28:55 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Talisker
QUESTION: What should the brain do?

A: Switch to decaf.

5 posted on 12/03/2013 11:33:24 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Talisker

So this crap is typical of college Philosophy studies?

Everybody I’ve known who has majored in Philosophy has come out far more confused about the nature of man and the answer to the major questions, “Why are we here? Who put us here? Does God exist?” than when they went in.

Modern Philosophy sounds like a lot of gobbledegook from a lot of quacks. I wouldn’t read it on a bet.


6 posted on 12/03/2013 11:38:53 PM PST by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (Free goodies for all -- Freedom for none.)
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To: Talisker

turn right, Sell the kidneys and hire a lawyer


7 posted on 12/03/2013 11:46:02 PM PST by woofie (a)
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To: Talisker; John Valentine

The other, alternate, equally unsatisfactory solution:

The brain nods off as suggested by John Valentine but records the dreams it has recapitulating all the unintended consequences of its action or inaction forming such record into a screen play which is then made into a movie starring Ashton Kutcher.


8 posted on 12/03/2013 11:50:07 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Talisker

Was the trolley built in Detroit, or in Buffalo? Is it green with white stripes, or white with green stripes? In what solution is the brain suspended? Is the brain union or non-union? Are the tracks narrow-gauge or standard?

Was the philosopher who came up with these useless moral dilemmas a mouth-breather, or was he a drug abuser?


9 posted on 12/03/2013 11:53:44 PM PST by 60Gunner (Fight with your head high, or grovel with your head low.)
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To: shibumi

The brain is the trolly engineer, not the switch master. It cannot choose either track. That job is left to the switch master. The brain is absolved of all responsibility. The switch master, on the other hand, is guided by another brain with similar cognative insight. Which track should the switch master send the trolly down? The answer is simple. He should send the trolly on the track that leads to its next scheduled station. The switch master is thereby absolved of all responsibility. It is too late to change the trolly’s schedule hence there is no responsibility. unless, of course, the track fails, killing all passengers.


10 posted on 12/04/2013 12:00:54 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: Talisker
Also assume that if the brain chooses the right side of the fork, an unjust war free of war crimes will ensue, while if the brain chooses the left fork, a just war fraught with war crimes will result.

This is the only thing that needs to be known. The rest is just a distraction. In either case you get a war, and since the number of casualties is not provided, you can safely assume that they are far greater than the losses that are enumerated.

This means that the question requires you to decide which war, in your opinion, is better. The question makes no sense. People seldom care if they are killed because the war is unjust or because a war crime (which is unjust) did them in. They wouldn't be too happy to die even in a just war. Given that there is no significant difference in outcomes, the brain should toss a coin, or pick the direction randomly.

11 posted on 12/04/2013 12:04:43 AM PST by Greysard
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That's a good solution except for this:

"The brain is causally hooked up to the trolley such that the brain can determine the course which the trolley will take."

That little detail not withstanding, I bet you do a great impression of Kirk taking his "Kobayashi Maru" test at Starfleet Academy.
12 posted on 12/04/2013 12:05:30 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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The brain is the trolly engineer, not the switch master. It cannot choose either track

From what I read, the operator of the trolley controls the switch by running a certain segment of the track with high or low power draw. Here is some text.

13 posted on 12/04/2013 12:11:24 AM PST by Greysard
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To: Talisker

Drink the Iocane. Over the years I’ve built up an immunity.


14 posted on 12/04/2013 12:12:59 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Talisker

dillemas, like humor, ‘work’ because they’ve got some realism in them.

this fails. it’s stupid as hell.


15 posted on 12/04/2013 12:23:25 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Talisker

A perfect example of the either/or fallacy, that is, assuming there are only two choices. The brain could derail at the fork, for example.

The Kobayashi Maru solution.


16 posted on 12/04/2013 12:37:19 AM PST by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: Talisker

I cannot make a decision without knowing how the decision will effect the carbon footprint of all involved and global warming. Why is there no mention of this?


17 posted on 12/04/2013 1:55:14 AM PST by paint_your_wagon
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To: VanShuyten

Better yet, STOP the train and call ahead to clear the track of both men. Train is late, but nobody dies.

UNLESS, some one on the train goes berserk and kills the passengers.

Or the lateness cause more deaths.

Or one person on the train and has a heart attack.

Or.....


18 posted on 12/04/2013 2:53:43 AM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

modern progressivism isn’t even definable by today’s “philosophers.” Learned about it in psychology, of all places. My ex-Christian husband was distracted off the straight and narrow by studying philosophy instead of theology. I hate, hate, philosophy. Why do people think they know more than God who created them? What idiocy!

I have taken up psychology and it, too, is full of idiocy (at least they admitted it about Freud-but I predict a resurgence of his views if the pedophile Muslims take over). the APA so much wants psychology to be a science when their science of what makes up a human is the exact same thing as what a Christian does when getting to know God, read His diary, or Book, watch His behavior, look at His creation, listen to His voice.

Forgive me if I am ranting, only had 3 hours of sleep. Now neuroscience/biology is really cool! Love that.


19 posted on 12/04/2013 4:12:07 AM PST by huldah1776
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To: Talisker

Like any good Leftist, the author presumes he understands the moral stance, behavior, and outcomes of everyone conceivably involved in the hypothetical scenario - and then forces someone else (the reader) to make the no-win decision subject to inevitable punishment ... all for the author’s own visceral entertainment.


20 posted on 12/04/2013 4:13:36 AM PST by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
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