[MV=PY]

Girls require time and money.

Girls = Time × Money

Time is money.

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money × Money = (Money)2

Money is the root of all evil

Money = √Evil

Therefore:

Girls = (√Evil)2

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

[RC one]

I didn’t even need an equation to know that. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting himself portrayed as a male. BS I say.