Please tell me you got tested.
Ah, NFL rivalries...
The SF-DAL games were so intense that I smoked crack to relax. When my cash ran out, I turned to theft and selling myself to get cash to buy the rock. I woke up one day wearing only a tattered shower curtain on a pool table in a bar in downtown Juarez, There was a donkey smiling at me and I felt like I had been soaking inside a washing machine for a few hours.
I’m clean now, but gadzooks, an NFL rivalry turned me into a junkie.
Please tell me you got tested.