I guess that rules out my having an affair with you? (Miss Slippy is next to me laughing at what I wrote! We’re also very touched by what you wrote. Thank you very much, sister.)
My dear brutha from anotha Mutha, let Miss Slippy know that you’d be way too tired to have an affair after you helped me find my wig, my glass eye, my hearing aids, my prosthetic appendages, etc. Please give her a huge, gentle hug for me!