A friend told us his relocation plan when he retired: He was going to drive his pickup with the snowplow attached and head south until someone asked him,”What’s that thing on your truck for?”
Good one- I’ve heard the same story with “tie a snow shovel to the roof of the car and....”
We have a friend that when he retired said he was gonna drive East til he didn’t see a Mexican and that was where he would stay. He wound up in some bohunk town in Arkansas. lol
We are in California if that explains it.