by taking God out of schools i would imagine there is a special place in hell. i have to imagine millions less believing due to her actions.
Exclusive ACLU Area In Hell
Preparations for an ACLU-only area in Hell are nearly complete, underground construction sources said yesterday. The area, more than 3 square miles of “hotter than usual” turf, will hold members of the American Civil Liberties Union, an organization whose sole objective has become the elimination of Christmas.
“There’s a mini-volcano there burping up hot lava and everything,” said an anonymous worker of Otherworldly Construction, Inc. The company recently sold its soul to the devil for the exclusive, no-bid offer to expand Hell, to be featured in the most recent issue of Architectural Digest, hot off the presses.
A spokesman for the construction company worried that “Hell may be too good for these folks. When they move down here property values are going to fall below the basement. And when their neighbors find out 40,000 lawyers are living next door, they’re going to get pretty hot under the collar, let me tell you.”
Analysts estimated the ACLU expansion of Hell will increase 10 sq. feet for every nativity scene removed or anytime someone is forced to say “Happy Winter Solstice” instead of “Merry Christmas.”
ACLU members working to remove “GOD” from the Pledge of Allegiance and U.S. coinage can expect their own separate inferno.
Otherworldly Construction, Inc. says their next project will be the federal judges’ condominium, named Endless Torment Terrace. Nothing special, according to the builders, just the regulation fiery pit accommodations.