[Finny]

"I had my act much more together then than I do now. Now, I don't wear pants much."

Because they make you look f*t?

Wife looking at herself in the mirror, asks husband:

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

Thought bubble coming above husband's head: "No, it's your ass that makes you look fat!"

[bajabaja]

Thought bubbles like those can get you A & E’ed. Careful there.