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To: markomalley

Just grab the thing by the neck!


2 posted on 01/02/2014 2:21:21 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Just grab the thing by the neck!

Then twist until the beak passes the tail and faces the wing opposite the twist. Hang the beast up by its feet and either behead it or open the arteries and veins in the neck. When it has bled out, follow field dressing and defeathering procedures. Heat up the deep fryer.

6 posted on 01/02/2014 3:10:39 PM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
A wild turkey can defend itself against a CoyoteSo, just grab its neck at personal risk. Their spurs can leave a pretty deep hole in your body.
8 posted on 01/02/2014 5:34:03 PM PST by billhilly (Has Pelosi read it yet?)
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