“First guess: because he’s a liberal afflicted with white guilt?”
Yup. He’ll move out once the homeys ransack his place when he’s out to work. That’s why he got the dog in the first place as insurance WHEN his idiotic feel-good experiment fails.
That happened to my friend’s brother in Detroit. He is a recluse but had to leave for a few hours once and his house was ransacked and vandalized.
Thankfully, he is in the process of moving down to Ga.