My wife and I needed business attire for an event we were attending. The last suit I bought I think Bush Sr. was President.
We went to the mall. I suggested outside the mall clothing shops, she said no. So off to the mall we go. We park, walk into the mall, kiss and agree to meet back here in 3 hours.
Her day... 3 hours later all she has is a pair of shoes which may or may not be right depending on the dress she needs to buy. She didn’t find anything to wear so we have to go somewhere else.
Me... Walked out of the mall, went across the street to a men’s store, bought suit, which they custom tailored, two shirts, two ties as well as some casual clothing, watched part of the Notre Dame game on their huge flat screen, had lunch there including beer, went to guitar center, played several accoustic guitars, walked over to gun store, left there and walked over to cigar store. Had nice Avo and a glass of Garrisons Bourbon, bought a few cigars for my humidor, walked back to clothing store, picked up my threads, put them in trunk, walked over to meeting place and waited for her.