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To: servo1969

This is very cheap when you consider the steps involved with sterilizing a deer:

1. Catch a deer
2. Confirm that the deer is a doe
3. Inform the deer of her reproductive rights IAW Roe v. Wade
4. Enroll the deer in the ACA (Obamacare)
5. Schedule a procedure at the nearest Planned Parenthood facility
6. Insert tracking chip into deer to permit follow-on visits
7. Release the deer into a federally approved wildlife management area

Steps 3-7 are pretty easy. Hiring someone to do Steps 1 and 2 with a live deer costs real money.


12 posted on 01/13/2014 5:39:55 PM PST by centurion316
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To: centurion316

Don’t you mean....

Doe v. Wade

???


18 posted on 01/13/2014 5:44:55 PM PST by G Larry
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To: centurion316

Step one is not that hard. Get a NYC resident to sit in the bushes and make vegetation sounds that will lure hungry deer near. Once the deer is near, the person in the bush merely jumps out of hiding and places a bag over the deer’s head. Once blinded the deer will be harmless and the person can proceed to the rear of the deer and commence step 2.


26 posted on 01/13/2014 6:12:43 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (It's difficult to differentiate between a hog calling contest and a Senate rollcall.)
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